hopefully this makes you feel better about your life.

these past few weeks have been exceptionally weird,
and since i've basically accepted the fact that my life is a comedy show of awkward that exists purely for the enjoyment of the general population,
i thought i might as well blog the weirdness.

so.

french class. teacher: "kailey, what's your favorite possesion?' (other people had responded with these sentimental, well thought out things like, the quilt their grandma made, or their watch collection.)

.....and then there's me, like: "euhhh...jesaispas peut-etre mon frigo? ou plutot les choses dedans..."(translation: um. i dont know, my fridge? or more like the things inside of my fridge...)

and. yesterday my french teacher legitimately announced to the class: "don't forget, kailey is in the back corner...you guys can work with her, you know..."
oh geez. thanks pal. (i'm trying to tell myself he has a soft spot for me and genuinely wants me to make friends but i think mostly he just thinks i don't know how to socialize like a normal human.)

and then can we just talk about the fact that alex and i are supposed to have 4 roommates, but we actually have 5...? (we refer to her as #5. or cinquieme. we've never asked her name. but we think she might secretly be a stripper.)

and then there's my spanish teacher who constantly throws out things like:

• "kailey you're always doodling. is it because you're in love?" (he's convinced i'm in love. convinced i have a secret boyfriend.) lololol okay little guy (no. i just like to doodle.)
• and "kailey, you're always frowning, please don't forget to smile." (oh sorry, that's just my natural glare. nothing personal.) 
• and "kailey, i feel like you probably like to stay up really late. do you stay up late and party?" (no comment.)

[but it's okay, because i actually think he likes me...despite the fact that i accidentally go all french mode during spanish class. every. single. time.] 

ohhhh and. so. sometimes i sneak off to take "bathroom breaks" with my cute megan at work.
a normal boss might get annoyed by this.
my boss?
"kailey, i'm so glad to see you socializing! i feel like a proud parent."

but guys i actually socialize all the freaking time, i'm just very selective okay?


also, today i realized: the tap water at boost tastes like the tap water chez my host mom, so i drank my whole bottle of water in like a minute flat.

life.is.so.weird. good thing i've got that awkward kailey confidence that you might never know exists but does. you know, the type that people always try to copy, but never really can.

ohlala.

okay. i could probably keep going but...
these songs are important:

because this song is the saddest, most beautiful thing.

and because this one is perfect. just perfect: 

annnnd finally, this one, is perfect in a completely different but still valid sort of way: 

 

now.

i should probably go do my french homework. (anyonewanttowritemystupidfrenchessay?) (hi mom.)

<3

p.s: it's kams birthday ! he's 12 today, and it's kind of freaking me out.
(okay. weird request: he got a phone, and since it's his first birthday with a phone, we want to overload him with random, fun happy birthday texts. so. text this number : 3852696038. say happy birthday, and then sign it from a random famous person, or your favorite character...whatever. he'll love it. i promise it wont be weird.)