life advice.

so i just have some things i want to say.
some "life advice," if you will.
(i'm not actually a life advice expert) (what !? i know.) there are just some things i'd like to casually throw out there.

***the following are in no way guaranteed to actually improve your life...but...***

10 tips for a (more) successful life. 

1. just bring an umbrella.
1. not a cheap one. 
2. do not keep reeses in your warm purse next to your minty gum. 
3. when bedtime fails: naps. naps are good.
4. --->boys: do not try to win over a girl by saying "you're just too awkward. and shy. none of your relationships will ever work out."
•  just don't do it.  
• just. don't. <---

1. if you don't know a fish's name, here is a simple solution: rename it:    (color)    +     (y)    
• for example: pink fish= pinky. 
• it works, i promise.
2. if you're trying not to eat bread or sugar, but really want a treat, this recipe is super delicious.
3. just because you aren't mad at someone, does not mean that you have to talk to them. if they're bringing you down, or just being downright punk-heads...adios.
4. always keep a jacket in your car. 
5. if you see gas for fairly cheap, just. fill. up. because the price might, i dont know, go up 20 cents 2 days later.
6. don't leave the house without headache medicine. or chapstick !
7. when in doubt: go read a book. it just makes you feel good. 
8. its cool... normal... okay to text your old roommates 20 times a day. comic relief.

okay. this is like the shortest blog post in the history of forever... but ! i certainly feel better.
and look: i may not be an expert at life or anything, but i feel like some of that advice was pretty solid.
so.

hasta luego.