dear boys.

okayokayokay.

i know that this is probably going to sound a bit odd, coming from antisocial kailey of all people, but after a lengthy discussion with my roommate tonight... i just feel the need to highlight some of the (what we thought were obvious) character traits that make the girls in apartment 123 (my roommates and i) completely dateable.

granted, there is the whole "we're scared of people and socializing makes us uncomfortable" thing...but that doesn't make what i'm about to say any less valid. comprende?

so.

dear boys,

1. my roommates and i make really good food. as avid food lovers, we are competent and capable in all things delicious. what college student isn't hungry? why is this not-so-hidden talent not attracting its deserved attention? boys: we would totally make you a sandwich...as long as we got to eat at least half of it.
2. we are really good homemakers. okay. so maybe it's been a while since any of us touched the alarming pile of dishes in our sink, however, if like, a cute boy came over, we'd totally clean. all of the dishes. that's a big deal. we might even write nice things on our cute little chalkboard/whiteboard wall dots. just saying. 
3. we are so. freaking. funny. no, really. i'll admit... much of our humor is skewed and okayfine maybe twisted, or hard to understand...it's the thought that counts.
4. 2 out of 3 of us have cars. just saying. and #3 has a bike. with a basket. how cute would you look sitting in a basket, boys? (probably totes adorbs.)
5. we have chore charts. that kind of dedication is admirable, no?
6. we know where to buy really good chocolate. the necessities, obviously.
7. our social awkwardness is endearing.  what?
8. we know how to sneak incredible popcorn into movie theaters. but of course we never would. that's wrong.
9. as proven by the above statement, we have morals.
10. we are beautiful... sometimes you just have to look a bit harder to find the freaking beauty, okay!? we have good personalities...i think.
11. we do brilliant things. for example: late night dollar store runs. peanut butter chocolate chip sandwiches. random brownie buying excursions. life size thor cut out. chore charts. we work on a reward system. that's called fun. hooray!
12. um. we shower a lot. yippee for hygiene! 
13. we draw really well. okay, sort of. i mean, depending on your definition of "well". artistic liberty, okay? 
14. we are best friends with our parents. i mean... i mean...what...mom...
15. also we have really cute decorations. case in point: thor.  (we dress him up for holidays, you know.)
16. we are such talented self esteem boosters. we basically have self esteem boosting parties every night.
17. we speak fluent book and movie quotes. cultured. pop cultured.
18. we love presents, and are therefore fantastic gift givers.
19. we are awesome listeners. even if we aren't completely paying attention. 
20. we aren't judgmental. at least not out loud.
21. we......aren't racist...this one explains itself. 

i get it. we're intimidating.
(heck, we even have pepper spray.)
and maybe you're thinking: if i asked one of them out, i'd just make them uncomfortable.
well, you're right.
but still.
we have been at byu for a couple of semesters now...we have to start getting asked on dates sometime. (even if we would probably rather staying home, eating our troubles away and reading all night.)
 
***please note: this is not a cry for attention. we'd actually prefer to avoid your attention. we just were severely confused as to why, with all of these attractive qualities, boys hate us.

anyway.
moral of the story: the girls of 123 are so desirable. you probably wish your girlfriend was hot like us.
just kidding. (sort of.)

sincerely,

kailey, kassidy and mariah.
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