thor-a claus.

christmas has come to apartment 123.
and christmas brought thor-a claus.
that's right: our life size thor cut out is now sporting a beard and a santa hat.

and he's moved to our front window.

guys. (said with an extra dose of exasperation.)

1. people have reacted quite well,  leaving us notes and recomposed christmas songs in regards to the 'creep santa' in our window. 
2. i still dont like the fact that we have a seven foot tall cardboard man in our dorm...but...
3. now that he's propped against the window, our living room feels huge! (you know, the way it should have been all semester.)
4. i'll admit: hes much more tolerable when i don't have to see him standing in the middle of the freaking hall when i use the bathroom in the middle of the night.

we also bought stockings and hung them from the ceiling. << that was my idea.
it's pretty cool.
oh! 
and we ordered a 3$ christmas tree on amazon.
(also my idea.)

shout out to the random freak singing in the stairwell as i'm writing this.

dude.

shut up. 

also, we (my roommates and i) decorated our living room wall.

it's labeled: forever alone because...

it sounds self incriminating and derogatory...but it's really just so hilarious.

and scarily accurate.

reasons include:

"cooties"

"i'm scared of boys"

"'fun' gives me anxiety"
"incapable of flirting"
"antisocial"
"i'd rather be on netflix"
"fictional characters have given me unrealistic expectations of men"
the whole wall is full of these awesome little post it note reasons.
i know, i know. only people with a twisted sense of humor (such as myself) would find this more funny than it is pathetic.

anyway.
while you're here, you might notice holy sexy blog. tabs and a music player have been added.

correct.

(music player is at the top of the blog- it doesn't play automatically though; that would've been obnoxious. but i feel like i picked some pretty good songs so...go for it.)

some random kailey advice/good to know tidbits.

• buy some pepper spray.
• the dollar store sells some quality christmas decorations.
• if you ever wanted to win my love? just buy me ice cream. 
• or do my dishes 

• i've said it before, i'll say it again:  always keep back up chapsticks nearby.
• sometimes the elders quorum will stop by to check up on you and your roommates. it's just going to be awkward. there's no avoiding it.
• just start listening to christmas music already! seriously. resistance=weakness.
• if you are reading this and are currently in high school: ditch class. all the time. as much as you possibly can without dropping your grades. just do it. trust me.
• maybe get your friends to call in and pretend to be your mother.
• not that i've ever participated in such silliness..
• who am i kidding?! that was one of my shining moments. 

love you all.
p.s- i think it's been scientifically proven or something that if you follow my blog your attractivness increases 413%
or something like that.