ice cream, ice skating and other collegiate adventures.

i bet you thought that i didn't have plans this weekend.
i bet you thought: kailey doesn't even do fun things on saturday nights.
i bet you thought: kailey probably started re reading the fault in our stars because she actually is in love with augustus waters and where the heck can i get an augustus waters.

i'm willing to bet that you thought all of these things.
plot twist.

one of these things is not like the other.

1. i did, in fact, have plans this weekend.
• like, multiple plans.
2. sometimes i do do fun things on saturday nights.
3. no, seriously. i need an augustus waters.
4. if you haven't  read the fault in our stars, we should probably stop being friends really quick, until you change that.

• “because you are beautiful. i enjoy looking at beautiful people, and i decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence”(this is a quote from the fault in our stars, from the love of my life, augustus waters. and if this little piece of lovely didn't convince you to read it- you have issues.)

 okay.

now that that's out of the way-
guess what!
i had so so so so so much fun this weekend.

• i went home. i ate some cafe rio.
• i came back to provo.
• my roommates and i ordered a pizza.
• did you know you can 'crazy the crust' at little ceasars? now, i definitely prefer pizza in freaking rome. but as far as little ceasars goes, crazying the crust is the way to do it.
• we made mocktails. and poured them into shot glasses. and we were so amused by our own attempted rebellion, that we were basically as good as drunk. 
• i went back home to attend kams bowling birthday party. i didn't even come in last place.
• i came back to provo.
• my roommates and i went ice skating. and now i've decided: i would like to do that more often.  because ice skating freaking is fantastic. 
• p.s- i didn't even fall. just saying.
• after ice skating we decided: we probably need ice cream.
• to the creamery! where we proceeded to tell ridiculous jokes and laugh obnoxiously loud.
• and honestly: with the jokes, pieces of wisdom, and snorts that were flying all night long... we still don't know why we never go on dates.
• also i saw my french teacher at the creamery, luckily i dont think he saw my 'drunken', giggly state, because then he might've thought: hey. she's not always shy? and then maybe he would've expected me to like, participate in class.
• i'm not the hand-raising type.
• although; one boy in my class has seriously made it his lifes mission to force me to participate. 
• don't worry. i haven't even really applied my rock star death-glaring abilities yet. i'm sure i can kill this foolish hope of his.
• i'll keep you posted.  

in other news!
thor is now sporting sparkly heart shaped glasses in honor of valentines day.
also: dear weatherman- enough with the snow.
also: employee of the month. what. word. yeeeeahh.
also: my weekday bedtime has now moved from 10, to 9:30. simply because: i like sleep, and i have no life. hooray!

p.s- consequently, staying up late has become way too hard. like, embarrassingly so. 
p.s- conglomershmosh should be a word.  

• conglomershmosh: verb. to haphazardly, inexpertly or randomly mix together.

anyway. it's like, 2 hours past bedtime.
go to sleep, cutie pies.
<3