i'm good company.

so.... apparently boys don't really like taking me on dates.
to be clear: that statement is not a cry for attention.
its just true. (depending on how you tally them up) i guess i've been on, what? 6 dates in my 2 years of dating eligibility, maybe?
it used to really bother me (a giant thumbs down to all the jerks who teased me about it in high school. that's actually called bullying, and it's not ok).  but now?
honestly, it's cool. i'm over it. no big deal.

it does kind of suck never having plans, though.
so. what does an "i have nothing to do all saturday" kailey do with this unfortunate lack of plans?

i take myself on dates, obviously.

yes sir. and i quite enjoy it.

i started the day off with a quick grocery run to maceys.

pancakes for one, please!

a bit of quality netflix time.

hello there, pinterest!

and it's stil only 12! 

what now?

well.

• i did my hair
• i put on a cute outfit (complete with moccasins, of course.) 
• i drove over to barnes and noble <3
• i perused the young adult fiction for a fair amount of time

time to vent:

listen, freaks.

if you are here to walk around and mock books?

 no.

get out of my (yes, my) store!

and for the record, i hope you get paper cuts from every book you make fun of.

anyway. back to my date.

• i bought a book
• i headed over to the barnes and noble cafe
• i bought some chili and hot chocolate
• i ate my food, rejoiced over the fact that membership discounts apply to food, too!!, and read my new book.

quite frankly, i don't understand why i don't get asked on more dates. i'm excellent company!

heck, maybe i'll even take myself on a nice walk later?

moving on.

 notable experiences of the week!

• my daddy brought me pepper spray for my key chain. yesssssssssss.
• i used to be scared when i saw men. now i see them, and in my head i dare them to try and attack me.  try it, weenie! this chica tiene pepper spray!!

• denver made me get a snapchat account. i've been using that frequently. thanks a lot, denver.
•  i hung out with a friend!
• no, seriously!!
• we met up at "the wall"
• we wandered around campus. we she rolled down a (very wet) hill. (sorry katie, i warned you: i'm really bad at the whole "having fun" thing.)
• we had a cartwheel contest. i won. 
• we ate some cookies in her dorm
• i almost attacked a friendly, innocent passerby for not knowing us and saying "hi". sorry, neil (neil? i think. that may or may not have been his name...whateverhedoesntreadmybloganyway) it was an honest mistake, pal.

• i got an a on my first college paper. 
• class average was 85% 
• i'm 8% above average!
• eat that, losers!
• no offense. you're not really losers..... (maybe you are?) just...sometimes i get violent in overjoyed emotional states.

• i declared a major! 
• i think there's a football game tonight....but i really don't care. sorry....(not sorry.) 

whatever. 

i guess it's time for me to go spend some more quality time with myself.

keep being rock stars, and keep reading my blog, amigos. (the two go hand in hand. you + reading my blog = you're a rockstar!) (that's basically the only math i can handle.)

hasta luego.